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超级纸版马里奥
Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:16:22 +0800
上次介绍了超级玛丽搞笑真人版
这次给企鹅们带来的是超级纸版马里奥
为什么们总介绍mario呢?! 这个……..
那个我有个NDSL嘛,它是马里奥限量版的,而且里面游戏不多,有马里奥赛车,新版超级马里奥……….
而且万恶的是我的新版马里奥上的才到第三关,一直没过去-_-!!!!!! 而且经常的离奇死掉…..
关键是这个游戏玩了这么多年了 都没腻掉.!!
所以和马里奥杠上了!
嗟呼,马里奥如何.请在机器上重温8位模拟器的感觉…..
顶蘑菇,吃花,踩乌龟,踢乌龟,踩毒蘑菇….没踩着.死了
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暴汗的中国武侠片的50条经典定律
Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:15:51 +0800
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1. 悦来客栈是古代最大的连锁客栈。……
2. 超级巨毒，解药，暗器都产自西域。
3. 平时朝夕相处的人，只要穿上夜行衣，再蒙个面纱，对方就不认识了。
4. 没用的小角色用的武功名字有很强的文学性和动物性，就是不大好用。
5. 长着超长白发+胡子的绝对是旷世高人，和他要拉好关系。
6. 英雄配一把好兵器，好到从不用去保养修理。
7. 在乱箭中，英雄要是不想死，就决不会死；万一中了箭，那也是因为一旁有大恶人挟持其亲人导致英雄分心。
8. 一定要象征性的打几下，才出绝招，并喷着口水大叫：去死吧！！
9. 使出必杀技要做很花哨的动作，还要做上一两分钟，但敌人决不会乘机偷袭，尽管这是个好机会……
10. 高手都无视万有引力，到处乱飞且飞得飞快。不过要是赶远路，却会骑马。
11. 大侠套餐：2斤熟牛肉+上等女儿红。（悦来客栈长期供应……）
12. 好人从不下毒，坏人从不不下毒；但好人从不下毒却老被诬陷下毒，坏人从不不下毒却没人怀疑他。
13. 大侠想显示自己的修为，往往会捡起一根树枝将不知天高地厚的小角色打败，后来悦来客栈开始供应树枝……
14. 在一条笔直的街道被人追杀，尽管有很多事要做，但弄翻两旁的小摊是最重要的！
15. 好人用暗器是形式所逼，多才多艺，一击必中；坏人用暗器是卑鄙无耻，旁门左道，扔死了都扔不中……
16. 坏人千心万苦扔中了，还会被好人忍着巨痛放倒，并喷着口水大叫：卑鄙！
17. 会有绝世佳人救起中暗器的英雄，日不久也生情……
18. 当时社会治安不好，人人佩带危险器械……
19. 菜市场杀猪的绝对是一胖子！！！！！
20. 绝世神兵被麻布一层一层裹紧，绝世神人也被麻布一层一层裹紧……
21. 主角一生坎坷或是一帆风顺，一生坎坷的会坎坷到死，一帆风顺的从不买彩票……
22. 所有人都很有钱，铜板很少出现，一张一张的银票比草纸还便宜。
23. （悦来客栈的）店小二知识渊博，有问（+钱）必答！
24. 有钱人姓金，钱；穷人叫二狗。好人坏人伪君子一听名字就知道。
25. 少林寺就1个方丈（老和尚那种8算）和1个徒弟厉害，其他都很菜。
26. 练秘籍要分性别，别如男的，女的，男女混合的，不男不女的……
27. 很喜欢在酒楼（悦来客栈）里闹事，先掀桌子，再摔椅子，最后才火拼。
28. 有时候可以一剑劈掉巨石，有时候却劈不掉一张八仙桌。
29. 英雄都很帅，大反派也很帅，龙套长相鲜明~
30. 经典台词：A：在下***，江湖人称****。 B：原来是***，久仰久仰。 A:不敢当不敢当……
31．单挑是， " 正义 " 一方支撑不住了，就会喊人帮忙： " 对付这种魔头，不用和他讲什么江湖道义，大家一起上！ "
32．打擂时，一定是翻个跟头上去的，再用30条的经典台词……
33.螳螂拳经久不衰，太极拳只有2个人会……
34.少林图书馆经常失窃……
35.尽管高手可以用鼻子闻到敌人的气息，但在被偷听时，只有对方碰翻了什么东西才能察觉。
36.被察觉的人往往在快被追上时扔闪光弹，并在这一段时间逃的比平时快10倍。
37.都喜欢假死。
38．一个人喝完闷酒一定会下暴雨。
39.一下暴雨就会打并且只打一个雷。
40.团体组合流行：四大?#，四大%￥，四大*（……
41.拔剑时，有时会有剑气，有时会拔不出来……
42.朝廷的大将军是坨屎，公公才是高手。
43．总有那么一本书，剑，玉让人抢。
44.拥有比网络更快的传播方式――嘴！
45.没见过有谁上厕所，要是有的话，那是因为被下了泻药……
46.妓院都是怡红院（我怀疑是悦来集团的子公司……）。
47.发型高度定型，甩一甩就> 恢复（用潘婷的？）
48.要么从小习武，要么从不习武，否则是成不了大器的。
49.大侠胜利的方式只有2种：一招搞定或100，200，300招搞定……
50.美女到处都是，这是最郁闷的……
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熊猫爱爱（一日一囧）
Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:02:22 +0800
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Dementia 13 is a 1963 horror thriller released by American International Pictures, starring William Campbell, Patrick Magee, and Luana Anders. The film was written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola and produced by Roger Corman. Although Coppola had been involved in at least two nudie films previously, Dementia 13 served as his first mainstream, "legitimate" directorial effort. The plot follows a scheming young woman who, after having inadvertently caused the heart attack death of her husband, attempts to have herself written into her rich mother-in-law's will. She pays a surprise visit to her late husband's family castle in Ireland, but her plans become permanently interrupted by an axe-wielding lunatic who begins to stalk and murderously hack away at members of the family. 
The first production of this toy started in 1977. The "Bauhaus Optischer Farbmischer" shows us how the rotation of a top brings about a color blend. Varying aspects of color theory are deomonstrated on the reverse of the inter-changeable color discs Not for children under 3 years old.
The exhibits are a nice mix of technical and historical, ranging from a truly impressive collection of memorabilia related to Winston Churchill (who visited Bletchley and congratulated the women and men there on their excellent work), including his school report-card that makes him out to be a villainous, disruptive and scattered child; to a series of exhibits of vintage wartime toys. There's a museum of ancient cinematographic equipment complete with a beautiful little theatre that shows reels of vintage newsreels and propaganda films. And of course, there are the computers and related devices. 
We spent three hours on site and barely scratched the surface. We had hardly any time to look at the war-plane, didn't get to the gigantic model railroad exhibit, didn't see the whole film presentation at the Enigma theatre, and only got the most hurried of walks around the American Gardens -- and we missed the mansion tour altogether. I could have easily spent eight or more hours there, and still wanted for more. Just the tantalizing mini-lecture I got on the Colossus rebuild from one of the electronics engineers who worked on it was enough to pique my interest, and I could have spent an hour looking at the details in Turing's office. 
In 1993, Radio Club Members Warren Backhouse, John James, Eric Simpson and David White, who had been meeting every Wednesday at the Bletchley Park Social Club for many years, decided to assist in a recently set-up project to save the Bletchley Park code breaking centre from demolition. Their (unspoken) objective was to secure a toe-hold on the Bletchley Park site, with the intention of obtaining premises which would be suitable for use by the Radio Club. 
Not sure of the source of this photo posted on Arbroath's blog (a detail is shown here), but I imagine the looks of surprise on the people's faces are a goldmine for researchers like 
The Air Force's top leadership sought for three years to spend counterterrorism funds on "comfort capsules" to be installed on military planes that ferry senior officers and civilian leaders around the world ... Air Force documents spell out how each of the capsules is to be "aesthetically pleasing and furnished to reflect the rank of the senior leaders using the capsule," with beds, a couch, a table, a 37-inch flat-screen monitor with stereo speakers, and a full-length mirror.' Congress told the USAF twice that they could not spend the money on this frivolous project, but they did it anyway... 
名称:Peyote pinhole camera
名称:The Photos Of Your Mother
名称:The Dr Livingstone
名称:The Astrocam
名称:The Pablo
